‘Who do you support?’
Thinking I was cool, I stuck out my thumb and with my most winning Ian Rush smile said:
‘Liverpool.’
‘Liverpool.’
My enthusiasm was not entirely misplaced. Liverpool had just won the league by nine points, earning me bragging rights over my gramps who supported silly Spurs. Yet my declaration was met by looks of shock and disbelief before a roar of hysterical laughter erupted at the back of the classroom and rolled in waves towards the front benches. The peals of mirth collided against the walls and echoed down the hallway. Even the janitor who was walking down the corridor thrust his head through the doorway, armed with dustpan and mop, to see what the clamour was all about. Upon discovering its cause he instantly issued a neigh of laughter, shaking his head in disbelief as he returned to the hallway.
I quickly learned that at school you did not openly support England or any of its clubs. It was something to be concealed, like the chemicals pinched from the lab. Any mention of the Three Lions or English clubs marked you out as a quixotic dreamer and the object of ridicule. It was met with a dismissive shrug by Jesuit and student alike, inevitably followed by the word ‘hooligans’. During recreation things were not much different. Serie A stickers issued by Panini were traded like gold dust, with harsh bargaining and relentless haggling going on in every corner of our dust packed football ground which resembled the bottom of a stone quarry.
When the whistle was blown to signal the end of our break, we scurried off like East End hawkers who had just caught wind of a bobby. Those who persisted with their relentless exchange were punished by having their stickers confiscated by our portly prefect of discipline, probably to show us that there is a time and place even for trading. In a bid to integrate with my new peers, I embraced the colours of AC Milan. This earned me a modicum of respectability and access to priceless football banter which relieved the stress of homework.
When the whistle was blown to signal the end of our break, we scurried off like East End hawkers who had just caught wind of a bobby. Those who persisted with their relentless exchange were punished by having their stickers confiscated by our portly prefect of discipline, probably to show us that there is a time and place even for trading. In a bid to integrate with my new peers, I embraced the colours of AC Milan. This earned me a modicum of respectability and access to priceless football banter which relieved the stress of homework.
In later years I discovered that my school was not representative of the whole of Malta, where a staunch following of England persists to this day. In an island of sharp contrasts, half the populace supports England and the other half Italy. It’s a rivalry that reaches insane levels whenever the Three Lions face the Azzurri, also leading to wild carcades that leave tourists shaking their heads in disbelief.
I started secondary school at a time when English clubs had just been readmitted into Europe, being banned in ’85 for a stampede which caused the death of 39 football fans. This meant no English teams in European competition for 5 years, which rendered the English game something of a backwater. Until then Italian clubs faced stiff opposition from English teams on the pitch. But post ’85 Italian clubs ran riot, the Serie A cementing its place as the undisputed leader in world football.
Italy also boasted the lion’s share of the world’s best players at the time. On Sunday afternoons we’d gape in awe at Maradona taking on other teams in Napoli's Stadio San Paolo. AC Milan had a team known as the Immortals coached by Sacchi, soon to be followed by Fabio Capello's Invincibles who razed all before them both at home and abroad. The Immortals also featured the Dutch trio of European champions Van Basten, Ruud Gullit and Frank Rijkaard. On the other side of Milan, Internazionale fielded German world cup champs Andy Brehme, Juergen Klinsmann and the phenomenal Lothar Matthaus.
This is not to mention other exponents of the 1990 World Cup winning side with Berthold and Voeller having stints at Roma, Riedle at Lazio and Haessler, Reuter, Kohler and Muller playing for Juventus. Magical Brazilians Careca and Alemao ran riot in Europe with El Diego at Napoli and the list goes on. After the Heysel ban and the start of the Premier league, the only foreigner I can remember in English football who wasn’t Scottish, Irish or Welsh was Andrei Kanchelskis at Manchester United.
English players only got half a mention at school because of the England side led by the late Sir Bobby Robson which made it to the semi finals of World Cup '90. At the time Italian clubs were always quick to snap up world class talent, and Des Walker went to Sampdoria to be joined by Platt who also had spells at Bari and Juve, before the reputation of the whole lot was single-handedly tarnished by the antics of Gazza at Lazio. Lineker didn’t make it to Italy but joined Barca in the Spanish La Liga which in Italy was always viewed as the next best thing.
If you were the best you played in Italy, it was as simple as that. In fact World Cup 2010 was the first World Cup in almost 30 years where the captain of the winning finalist had not experienced the Serie A at any stage of his career. The Serie A was a place where football was not a sport but an exact science, where marshalling a defence was as significant as protecting a Renaissance city-state.
There were none of those long mazy runs by a striker which you saw in England, a la Mark Bright or Ian Wright. In Italy defensive gods like Ferrara, Bergomi, Vierchowod, Maldini et al - king of whom was AC Milan’s own Franco Baresi - would take you out proper before you got past the second defender. Which makes Maradona’s exploits at Napoli all the more formidable and lend considerable weight to the argument that he was the world’s best ever.
There were none of those long mazy runs by a striker which you saw in England, a la Mark Bright or Ian Wright. In Italy defensive gods like Ferrara, Bergomi, Vierchowod, Maldini et al - king of whom was AC Milan’s own Franco Baresi - would take you out proper before you got past the second defender. Which makes Maradona’s exploits at Napoli all the more formidable and lend considerable weight to the argument that he was the world’s best ever.
An indication of the strength of Serie A clubs is that in the period between 1985 and ’99 (when an English representative finally made it into the final of a European Cup after the ban), nine Italian sides made it to the final of Europe’s premier competition, the European cup (now called the Champions league). In the UEFA cup, (cruelly referred to by some as the useless cup and predecessor to today’s Europa Cup), Italian teams met each other in the final no less than a mind-boggling four times, with Italian sides making the final 12 times. And that’s not to mention the success the calcio achieved during that period in the now defunct Cup Winners’ Cup, when even Serie B sides like Atalanta had runs to the semi finals!
Since the advent of the English Premier League in 1992 (which meant a flood of tv money) and an ensuing heap of foreign investment, this gulf in success has been somewhat redressed, arguably aided by the end of the 3 foreigner rule in 1995. Some have even suggested that the roles have been reversed, what with calcio having to contend with problems of crowd violence of its own in recent years, not to mention a match-fixing scandal overshadowed by Italy's world cup victory in Germany 06. Yet despite the seemingly bottomless pit of money held by certain English and Spanish clubs, the allure of calcio still remains strong.
Yet even today, football and calcio could not be more different, as evidenced by the return of ‘catenaccio’ employed by Inter en route to last year’s champs league victory. People might assume that being played to the same rules, football in Italy and England is the same game. Sure enough, they both start with 11 against 11 on the park. But once the whistle’s blown, that’s where all similarities end. In England the aim of the game is to go forward and score more than the opposition, putting in a bustling high-tempo display. All of which leaves followers of calcio feeling like they’ve just watched a random game of flipper. It’s not the first time you hear a British manager talking about the importance of having ‘a good striker with a few goals in him.’
Ball skills are not rated as highly as lung busting displays and 'tracking back', also known as ‘putting in a hard shift’and traditionally preferred (just ask David Ginola). This is of more importance than the result, where you often see a relegated English team applauded off the pitch to a full house of teary fans after being condemned to the drop despite their heroic efforts. Does this same show of affection also occur in calcio? Not on your nellie. As remarked by players like Brian Laudrup: 'in Serie A if you win you’re a god, if you lose you’re nothing'. Which probably explains the rumours of a statue of Diego Armando Maradona being borne in procession during the feast of Saint Gennaro in Naples.
In calcio the most crucial thing is not to lose. You must not lose at all costs and defend a slim lead with your life. Serie A sides are renowned for being built from the back. Not for Italians the sympathy afforded to a team if it’s slipping down the table despite its valiant displays on the field. As for any accusations of gamesmanship, that brings us to the second most crucial thing in calcio: to win any which way, most players going to ground at the slightest touch.
By the same token the Serie A is not known to have the brutal reputation of the Premier league which has ended the career of a number of continental players like Casiraghi and Nilis. In 2008 Brum’s Tiny almost took Eduardo’s foot home with him, a horror tackle which might have been criminally prosecuted in Italy. In calcio the game is also played to a slower tempo, which is why many pundits predicted that players with a cultured foot like David Beckham would flourish in a league where players are afforded ‘more time on the ball’.
By the same token the Serie A is not known to have the brutal reputation of the Premier league which has ended the career of a number of continental players like Casiraghi and Nilis. In 2008 Brum’s Tiny almost took Eduardo’s foot home with him, a horror tackle which might have been criminally prosecuted in Italy. In calcio the game is also played to a slower tempo, which is why many pundits predicted that players with a cultured foot like David Beckham would flourish in a league where players are afforded ‘more time on the ball’.
Calcio’s patterns also differ when compared to football. It’s not the first time you see a winger stealthily approach the opposition’s penalty box before deciding to whip the ball back to the last man and wait for an attack to be reconstructed. This is something unimaginable in the cut and thrust world of English football, with the possible exception of Arsenal. Calcio demands patience from the players and fans alike who consider their football palate to be more refined, having greater appreciation of a player's ball skills and his reading of the game. Their ideal game consists of a number of manouvres, not unlike a game of chess, in which the player most prized is not only the scorer but the second striker or trequartista (in the mould of Roby Baggio, Alex Del Piero or Francesco Totti) - a player who can deliver that single defence-splitting pass that can unpick a tight defence and win the game.
In Italy, Premier league scores like 5-4, 4-3 or more recently 6-0 are not seen as the mark of an exciting game but that of a bad defence. The rearguard of every Italian team is usually a nightmare to have to break through. The Serie A embraces a different philosophy altogether, considered ‘more cultured’ by some and ‘boring’ by others.
In Italy, Premier league scores like 5-4, 4-3 or more recently 6-0 are not seen as the mark of an exciting game but that of a bad defence. The rearguard of every Italian team is usually a nightmare to have to break through. The Serie A embraces a different philosophy altogether, considered ‘more cultured’ by some and ‘boring’ by others.
Whatever its perception, the calcio starts again this week. This year the team to beat at home and abroad remains Inter Milan, who swept all before them last season. They remain a squad girded for war, with the twin towers of Lucio and Samuel mainstays of central defence and Chivu, Cordoba and Materazzi ready to step into any gap in central defence. Which is not to mention the veritable ‘cat’ in goal, Julio Cesar, on current form arguably the best keeper in the world.
Inter Milan are built like a titanium nutcracker designed to break open their rivals and send their fans home in tears. Their teamsheet still reads like some South American dream team with guest stars including Samuel Eto’o and Balkan beast Dejan Stankovic renowned for his unstoppable piledrivers and phenomenal work rate.
Following his exploits at the world cup Sneijder is contender for the golden boot and few teams have better raiding full backs than Javier Zanetti and Maicon. So can anything more be possibly added to Inter's game? It is not looking good for the rest of the Serie A, what with Inter captain Javier Zanetti saying that new coach Rafa Benitez wants Inter to play at an even higher tempo than that which they employed last year.
Following his exploits at the world cup Sneijder is contender for the golden boot and few teams have better raiding full backs than Javier Zanetti and Maicon. So can anything more be possibly added to Inter's game? It is not looking good for the rest of the Serie A, what with Inter captain Javier Zanetti saying that new coach Rafa Benitez wants Inter to play at an even higher tempo than that which they employed last year.
All of which means this year’s calcio promises to be scintillating stuff, with Milan and Juve looking to start winning cycles of their own. With new men at the helm, both teams have probably shelled out more than they could afford on new players. But Inter have quickly thrown down the gauntlet, sweeping Roma aside in the Italian Super Cup. An impressive feat, when you consider that Roma want to shake off last season’s tag of ‘second best’. It remains to be seen whether their acquisition of Adriano as a replacement for Luca Toni will lead to the Brazilian being crowned Emperor of Rome.
The embarrassment of riches at Inter’s disposal is set to become more embarrassing, what with Benitez said to still be chasing Liverpool’s Mascherano. Why he would need another player to add to a midfield bursting with holding players is strange although Rafa has probably already figured out that one can never be too defensive in calcio.
With the Premier league already past its second week, a different ball game gets underway this Sunday. It promises to be as intriguing as ever.